Okay, real talk: Did anyone else roll their eyes at meditation influencers before? ✋ I used to scroll past those “zen goddesses” whispering about chakras while petting crystals like they were house cats….
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has tried approximately 47 different “proven” anxiety solutions only to feel like a failed yoga pose? 🙃 Three months ago, I found myself staring at my third…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk – when was the last time you thanked your intestines? 🙃 I used to think my gut was just… there, quietly handling tacos and breakroom cupcakes while I obsessed…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spent 17 minutes frantically searching for my car keys inside the fridge. (Spoiler: They were next to a sad avocado I’d forgotten to eat. 🥑🔑)…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last month, my mental state resembled a TikTok algorithm on crack. You know that feeling when your thoughts are like 47 open browser tabs, someone’s aggressively microwaving popcorn in the…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to treat my skincare routine like a chore list. 🚮 Cleanser? Check. Moisturizer? Meh, whatever’s closest. SPF? Only when I remembered. Then one life-melting Tuesday involving a missed…
Read moreLook, I used to think meditation was just for people who owned too many crystals or posted sunset yoga pics with blessed. 🙄 My brain? It’s like a TikTok algorithm gone rogue—constant chatter,…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else hits snooze until their phone starts judging them? 🙋♀️ I used to wake up feeling like I’d been run over by a parade of existential crises. My…
Read moreOkay babes, picture this: I’m standing in line at Whole Foods, mentally rewriting an email I sent three days ago while simultaneously planning next year’s vacation and calculating how many avocados I need…
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