Ever had one of those days where your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open? 📱💻📊 I did—until I discovered my nostrils are basically the control-alt-delete buttons for anxiety. Let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually ENJOYS turning their bathtub into a polar bear habitat? 🙈 Six months ago, I would’ve laughed at the idea of paying good money to sit in…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: It’s 2021. I’m sitting in a café watching my oat milk latte cost €5.50 while my life savings earn 0.02% interest. My bank account and I had…
Read moreOkay real talk – when’s the last time you had a thought that wasn’t immediately interrupted by a TikTok notification? 😅 I used to feel like my brain was a browser with 47…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last Tuesday, I burned my morning coffee twice because I was too busy mentally rehearsing a work email that didn’t even matter. Sound familiar? That’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else’s brain come pre-installed with 47 browser tabs and a pop-up ad for “That Thing You Said in 2012” at 3 AM? 🥴 For years, my mind felt…
Read morePicture this: I’m sipping terrible Portuguese espresso at a café that Google swears is “romantic,” while a stray cat judges my failed attempt to pronounce “obrigado.” 🚶♀️💼 This was Day 3 of my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else roll their eyes at meditation influencers before? ✋ I used to scroll past those “zen goddesses” whispering about chakras while petting crystals like they were house cats….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🥂 Remember that time I tried to host a “casual” dinner party and accidentally served undercooked chicken while my college roommate’s date spent 45 minutes ranting…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has tried approximately 47 different “proven” anxiety solutions only to feel like a failed yoga pose? 🙃 Three months ago, I found myself staring at my third…
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