Look, I’ll confess: last week I threw away $47 worth of rotten kale. 🌿💸 Between back-to-back Zoom meetings, picking up my kid’s forgotten science project, and that 2am panic about whether I’d actually…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…
Read moreHey loves! 🍓 Let’s talk about the secret boss controlling my productivity – and no, it’s not my overpriced planner or that 7th cup of coffee. Turns out my GUT has been running…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has cried over a “perfect” kale salad? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I was that girl weighing avocado slices like they held the secret to eternal happiness. Then…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene. Last week, my bestie texted: “Girl, what’s your secret? You look 🔥!” And instead of my usual “Ugh, just cutting carbs” nonsense, I replied: “Deadlifted 200 lbs today….
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to have a terrible relationship with my blender. Not because it couldn’t make smoothies, but because I’d guiltily eyeball spinach portions like a carb-fearing maniac. Sound familiar? 🙈…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has tried to “be good” with a kale salad for lunch only to face-plant into a cookie jar by 3pm? 🙋♀️ ✨ Let me take you on my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my yoga instructor casually said “let’s shrink those love handles!” during a pandemic Zoom class, I rage-quit so fast I nearly took out my succulent collection. 🌵 That moment…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – until six months ago, my idea of “meal prep” was deciding which takeout app to open. 🍔📱 My kitchen collected more dust than my gym membership card,…
Read moreOkay, real talk over matcha lattes ☕: When did “being healthy” start feeling like a part-time job nobody pays us for? Between Instagram influencers doing sunrise pilates and TikTokers chugging celery juice, I…
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