Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 The last time I tried “mindful eating,” I ended up rage-eating cold pizza over the sink while my Instant Pot judgmentally blinked “BURN NOTICE” from the counter. Sound…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: My idea of “cooking” used to be staring into the fridge at 8 PM while eating cold hummus straight from the tub. 🙃 Then one Tuesday, I ran into my…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last week I threw away $47 worth of rotten kale. 🌿💸 Between back-to-back Zoom meetings, picking up my kid’s forgotten science project, and that 2am panic about whether I’d actually…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to stare at my fridge like it was a calculus exam. 🧮🍅 The guilt of wasting produce, the dread of daily “what’s for dinner” debates, the sheer absurdity…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who actually wants to chop vegetables after surviving Zoom marathons and inbox tsunamis? 🙃 Last Tuesday I found myself staring into my nearly empty fridge (we’ve all…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec 💁♀️ Ever had one of those days where your AirPods die during spin class, your boss sends 47 Slack messages before noon, and your dating app…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself eating cereal for dinner again while doom-scrolling food delivery apps. 🥣📱 That’s when it hit me: solo living shouldn’t mean sad desk salads or…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The last time I tried hosting a dinner party, I burned the garlic bread, forgot to defrost the shrimp, and accidentally served a “deconstructed” charcuterie board (read: I dropped…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when someone first told me “meal prep is self-care,” I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my prefrontal cortex. 🙄 Prepping lentils at 9 PM on a Sunday? That…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has stared at a sad sweet potato and half-empty jar of chickpeas while UberEats guiltily whispers “treat yourself”? 🙋♀️ Been there, burned the toast there. But after…
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