Okay, let’s get real. Two years ago, I was the poster child for “having it all” – corner office, 5 a.m. spin class, homemade chia pudding in a mason jar. Then one Tuesday…
Read moreOkay confession time: I used to wear “busy” like a designer handbag 👜. You know the drill – 5 AM yoga, back-to-back Zooms, meal-prepped quinoa bowls eaten over spreadsheets. My Instagram? All girlboss…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried in the shower while a toddler banged on the door demanding goldfish crackers? 🚪🍪 raises hand Motherhood, my friends, is like being a DJ at a…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s 2024 resolutions include “stop hustling” but now you’re somehow working 60-hour weeks again? 🙃 Sips matcha latte aggressively Let me paint you a picture: Last January, I…
Read moreOkay real talk – when was the last time you canceled plans just to…exist? 🧐 Sips matcha while ignoring 37 unread texts Let me paint you a picture: Last Friday night, my group…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have 17 tabs open right now? 🙋♀️ [sips matcha latte while aggressively typing Slack messages] I used to wear “busy” like a designer handbag – until…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 👀 Last month, I had a full-on meltdown in the Trader Joe’s snack aisle. Why? Because my Peloton-obsessed “wellness warrior” friend casually mentioned she’d just finished her second…
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