Okay, real talk: how many of you have ever canceled plans just to lie on the floor staring at the ceiling because someone else’s drama left you emotionally bankrupt? 🙋♀️ No? Just me?…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreLet’s get real – if mornings were a TikTok trend, most of us would be stuck watching the “Before Sunrise” filter glitch into a pixelated dumpster fire. 🚮 I used to treat sunrise…
Read moreLook, I get it. The last thing you want after back-to-back Zoom calls is to stare into an abyss of sad desk lettuce. But here’s the tea ☕️: my plant-powered lunchbox literally saved…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Yesterday, I closed my laptop at 6:03 PM and immediately felt like I’d committed a crime. Why? Because my Slack notifications were still pinging, and my inner people-pleaser…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Last Tuesday at 3PM, I’m doubled over my oat milk latte pretending my uterus isn’t trying to stage a prison break. My yoga teacher friend slides into…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s 2024 resolutions include “stop hustling” but now you’re somehow working 60-hour weeks again? 🙃 Sips matcha latte aggressively Let me paint you a picture: Last January, I…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you canceled plans with yourself to accommodate someone else’s “emergency” that turned out to be them needing emotional support during Love Island reruns? 🙃 Been there,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you cried in a bathroom stall at work? 🙋♀️ No judgment here—my corporate era involved weekly sob sessions between PowerPoint slides. I had the “perfect”…
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