Raise your hand if your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open right now 🙋♀️. Between client meetings, school pickup lines, and remembering to water that suspiciously resilient orchid I got…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene: It’s 8:03 PM on a Tuesday. My phone dings – again. My coworker wants “just five minutes” to discuss tomorrow’s presentation. My best friend’s bridesmaid group chat explodes…
Read moreOkay sis, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I ugly-cried over a burnt avocado toast. Not because I’m emotionally attached to brunch (though… fair), but because I’d pulled three all-nighters trying to launch my…
Read moreOkay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I was halfway through a Zoom meeting when my brain suddenly flatlined. You know that moment when your eyes glaze over, your coffee stops working, and your…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re knee-deep in a chocolate stash at 2 AM, thinking “Why does my body feel like a possessed Tamagotchi?” 👾🍫 Spoiler: Your menstrual cycle isn’t just Aunt Flo…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Two months ago, I was that girl—downing minty “hormone-balancing” teas, choking down charcoal shots, and still wondering why my skin looked like a moody teenager’s selfie. Then my bestie…
Read moreSo I was scrolling through Instagram last night (as one does) when I stumbled upon my college roommate’s profile – CEO of a startup, mom of twins, marathon runner, and now… organic kombucha…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 🫣 Ever had one of those mornings where you’re scrambling to make coffee while answering Slack messages… only to realize you’ve been pouring oat milk into…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – when was the last time your yoga practice made you feel like a Renaissance painting and saved the planet? 🧘♀️🌍 (Spoiler: Mine didn’t until three months ago)…
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