age-defying
Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 👗💃 Last week, I walked into a café wearing a pleated mini skirt I’d stolen from my 19-year-old niece’s closet. (Shhh, she doesn’t know.) A “well-meaning”…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Did anyone else wake up post-40 suddenly drowning in beige “age-appropriate” sweater sets? 🙃 Last week, I caught myself eyeing a sequined blazer at Zara while my inner critic…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real—I just turned 36 last week, and when I tried to recreate my “going-out” makeup look from college? Honey, it was a disaster. The heavy black eyeliner that once…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Last week, I walked into a boutique and overheard a salesgirl whisper, “Maybe we should show her the classic section.” Classic. Code for beige cardigans…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I walked into a fast-fashion store wearing my mom’s 1980s blazer – that glorious shoulder-padded masterpiece – and three Gen-Z girls asked me where I got…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I once believed slathering snail mucin on my face at 2 AM while binge-watching insert generic Netflix show counted as “self-care.” 😬 Then my skin staged a mutiny—redness, weird texture,…
Read moreYou’ll never guess what happened at my local coffee shop yesterday. As I stood in line wearing my new citrus-orange trench coat (paired with silver platform sneakers, obviously), a twenty-something barista gasped: “I…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I just turned 41 last week, and when I leaned into my magnifying mirror (big mistake), I found a constellation of fine lines that definitely weren’t there when I…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you stood in front of your closet and thought, “Do I look too old/young for this?” 🙃 Let me confess—I once panic-deleted a TikTok of…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s talk about that awkward moment when you realize your “cool teen” crop tops now make you look like a confused ✨substitute teacher✨ at Coachella. 🙈 Last week, I sat in…
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