Okay, let’s get real. The first time I tried a “clean” mascara, I looked like I’d ugly-cried through a sandstorm. Flakes everywhere. Lashes glued together. My cat side-eyed me like “Girl, is this…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who here has ever cried while contouring? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Last Tuesday, I literally smudged my eyeliner while sobbing over a text message. But then something…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – my morning routine involves hitting snooze three times, chugging cold brew straight from the fridge, and praying my “messy bun” looks intentional. But somehow, people keep asking me…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I just spent 20 minutes staring at my makeup bag like it’s a cryptic text from my ex. 🧐 “Are you… judging me?” I whispered to my half-empty foundation bottle….
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real 💄 – I used to slather on foundation like I was frosting a cinnamon roll. My “glam” routine involved enough powder to trigger a snowstorm warning, and don’t…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last week, I stumbled into my local coffee shop looking like a raccoon who’d binge-watched Netflix until 3 AM (because… I had). But instead of the…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last week I tried that viral “sunset eyeshadow look” and ended up looking like a traffic cone threw up on my face 🚦🍊. Cute? No. Terrifying? Absolutely. That’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you watched a runway show and thought, “Gorgeous, but I’d look like a glittery raccoon if I tried that”? 🦝✨ Same, babe. Last month, though, I…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. One time, I bumped into my ex at a coffee shop while wearing yesterday’s mascara smudges and a “I definitely didn’t sleep” vibe. 💀 Since then, I’ve made it…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – how many times have you watched a “universal” makeup tutorial only to end up looking like a toddler attacked you with a glitter crayon? 🙃 Same, girl….
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