Let’s be real – I used to wake up like a zombie hitting snooze until my phone developed trust issues. 🧟♀️⏰ My old “routine” involved chugging cold brew while doomscrolling, then panic-getting-ready in…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: last Tuesday, I cried in the Trader Joe’s frozen aisle. Between my toddler throwing organic cauliflower rice at strangers and my boss Slack-bombing me about a “quick” 10 PM…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – nothing makes you feel more alive than arriving alone in a foreign train station with Google Maps glitching and your inner GPS screaming “ABORT MISSION.” 🚂🗺️ Been…
Read moreConfession time: I used to screenshot productivity porn like it was going out of style ✨ Morning routines of CEOs! Color-coded planners! 90-minute workout regimens! Then I’d crash spectacularly by Wednesday, eating cold…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – ever stared at your trash can after meal prep and felt personally attacked by Mother Earth? 🙈 That was me three months ago, drowning in plastic wrap…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s spill the tea ☕️✨. You know that friend who’s always posting poolside margaritas in Bali but works a regular 9-to-5? That’s me – the queen of loopholes who’s stayed in…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think “luxury” and “studio apartment” belonged in separate universes. 🚫 Like, how am I supposed to feel like a Pinterest goddess when my “living room” doubles as…
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