Okay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary lattes ☕. Three years ago, I nearly filed divorce papers because my husband used my $48 French face cream as FOOT LOTION. 💀 While I…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕ – how many times have you watched those “effortless” makeup tutorials only to end up looking like a raccoon who fell into a Sephora dumpster? Same, babe. After…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop and found a wilted kale smoothie from 2021 lurking in my fridge. 🥤💀 That’s when I realized: my “chaotic…
Read moreLet me tell you a secret: I used to screenshot productivity TikTok’s while brushing my teeth. Multitasking queen? More like anxiety-driven raccoon rummaging through a dumpster of to-do lists 🦝. Then one Tuesday,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. When my boss first said “work from home forever,” I pictured myself sipping matcha lattes in cashmere loungewear while crushing deadlines. Cue the Bridget Jones’ Diary montage, right? 🎥✨…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Raise your hand if your closet looks like a Pinterest board threw up on it, but you still feel like you’ve got nothing to wear?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. [sips matcha latte dramatically] Have you ever found yourself crying over a PowerPoint slide at 3 PM while simultaneously eating ice cream straight from the tub?…
Read moreOkay girlies, let’s get REAL. Yesterday, I tried to microwave my phone charger thinking it was leftover pasta. �🔌 When your brain’s this scrambled, “productivity” feels like trying to herd caffeinated squirrels. But…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk: who else has spent hours frantically digging through their carry-on at security while a line of judgy strangers sighs behind them? 🙋♀️✈️ No? Just me? Cool cool cool. Let’s…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. You know that moment when you’re halfway through your morning coffee, and suddenly it’s 3 PM? Or when your to-do list laughs at you like a sarcastic ex? 🙃…
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