☕️ Raise your hand if your morning routine involves snoozing alarms until your phone throws shade at you with “ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?” notifications. 🙋♀️ That was me three months ago – a…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else just found Cheerios in their designer handbag? 🙋♀️🐻❄️ [holds up cereal-encrusted Prada pouch] I’m typing this while my toddler “helps” reorganize my spice rack (paprika in the…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. I just booked a €3,000/night Santorini cave suite… for €178. mic drop 🎤 And no, I didn’t sell a kidney or become a sugar baby. Turns out, luxury…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot yesterday, pretending to “work” while secretly eavesdropping on two women at the next table. One said, “I check my bank app…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I accidentally poured orange juice into my coffee and texted my boss “love you” instead of “noted.” That’s when I realized: my brain had officially become a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else get side-eyed this morning for wearing glitter eyeliner to grab coffee? 👀☕ Because same. As I stood there clutching my oat milk latte, a woman tapped my…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re halfway through your oat milk latte, doom-scrolling through Instagram, and suddenly everyone’s life looks like a Pinterest board? ✨ Triathlete moms! CEOs with 12-step skincare routines! Women…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: My idea of “cooking” used to be staring into the fridge at 8 PM while eating cold hummus straight from the tub. 🙃 Then one Tuesday, I ran into my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you took yourself out for dinner and didn’t feel like a sad rom-com montage? 🍝 Last summer, I accidentally became my own soulmate during a…
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