Okay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I’m not about that “hostel life” where you share a bathroom with 12 strangers and pray the bunkbed doesn’t collapse. But I’m also not out here dropping $1k/night on…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to be the queen of impulse-buying throw pillows. The kind of person who’d walk into HomeGoods for dish soap and walk out with a faux-fur floor pouf, a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I was halfway through a Zoom meeting when my brain suddenly flatlined. You know that moment when your eyes glaze over, your coffee stops working, and your…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re third in line at the coffee shop, and the person behind you goes “Actually, I’m running lateeeee” with that panicked smile? 😅 Yeah, I used to be…
Read moreOkay, real talk – when was the last time a book physically yanked your soul out of your body, held it up to a mirror, and whispered, “Girl, we need to talk?” ☕️…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re knee-deep in a chocolate stash at 2 AM, thinking “Why does my body feel like a possessed Tamagotchi?” 👾🍫 Spoiler: Your menstrual cycle isn’t just Aunt Flo…
Read more