Okay, real talk: Last Tuesday, my 9-year-old dissolved into tears because her “perfect” Lego tower collapsed… again. As I watched glittery tears mix with rainbow bricks, it hit me: We’re not building towers…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. How many of you have a “secret” savings account your partner doesn’t know about? 🙋♀️ (No judgment, my emergency cash stash is buried under a…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re simultaneously chugging lukewarm coffee, answering Slack messages, and mentally drafting your grocery list… only to realize you’ve been using your roommate’s toothbrush for 3 days? 🪒☠️ Yeah,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I almost cried yesterday when my friend tagged me in a beach photo where I wasn’t strategically positioned behind a palm tree. My thighs looked like actual human legs…
Read moreRaise your hand if you’ve ever felt like motherhood turned your career plans into a Pinterest board you can’t figure out. 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: three years ago, I was…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about the moment I realized zebras smell like freshly cut grass and existential freedom. There I was – 53 years young, covered in Kalahari dust, arguing with a vervet monkey…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when someone first told me “meal prep is self-care,” I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my prefrontal cortex. 🙄 Prepping lentils at 9 PM on a Sunday? That…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Raise your hand if you’ve ever proudly declared, “I’m great at multitasking!” while simultaneously burning toast, texting your bestie about her dating drama, and half-listening to a work Zoom…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in a Peloton class? 🚴♀️💔 Last month, I did—mid-sprint, mascara everywhere—and that’s when it hit me: my “perfect life spreadsheet” was actually a…
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