Glow Up Like a French Girl (Without the 12-Step Routines) ✨

Okay ladies, let’s get real. I was halfway through my oat milk latte this morning when I caught my reflection in the toaster and actually gasped. Not because I looked like a sleep-deprived…

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“My Life Was a Hot Mess Until I Discovered These 3 Bizarre Self-Care Hacks 🧊✨”

Okay girls, let’s get real. Last Tuesday I found myself ugly-crying in the Whole Foods frozen aisle at 8pm, still wearing my Zoom-meeting blazer, clutching a pint of melted Ben & Jerry’s. 🍦…

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Why Climbing the Corporate Ladder Feels Like Squats in Stilettos (And How to Make It Work)

Okay honey, let’s get real. 🍷👠 Last Tuesday, I was halfway through a Zoom meeting when my boss said, “We need someone to lead the new client project,” and three male colleagues immediately…

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The Secret Sauce to Surviving Mom Life (Without Losing Your Mind or Your Wi-Fi Password) ✨

Okay, let’s get real – yesterday I found baby carrots in my bra pocket and my toddler’s “abstract art” Sharpie mural on the fridge. Again. 🙃 If you’re reading this while hiding in…

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My Boyfriend Almost Left Me Over a Dishes Argument (And What Saved Us)

Okay ladies, gather ’round the digital campfire 🏕️ – I’m about to spill the tea on how my relationship survived The Great Dishwasher Disaster of 2023. Picture this: me ugly-crying into a half-loaded…

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Why Modern Dating Feels Like a Circus (And How to Find Real Love Anyway) 🎪💘

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. I was this close to swearing off dating apps forever last week after a guy unmatched me mid-convo because I said pineapple belongs on pizza. �🍕…

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“Ladies, Let’s Talk Cash: How to Make Your Money Work Harder Than Your Ex Ever Did 💅💸”

Okay, real talk time. 😅 Remember when “investing” sounded like a secret boys’ club activity involving cigars and golf metaphors? Same. I used to think my savings account was “doing enough” until I…

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How I Ditched My Office Heels (and Found Freedom in My PJs) 🏖️👩💻

Okay, real talk: who else thought “working from home” meant rolling out of bed 5 minutes before your Zoom call and calling it a productivity hack? 🙋♀️ Spoiler alert: My first month as…

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“Why Starting My Business Felt Like Dating a Hot Mess (And How I Survived)”

Okay ladies, let me set the scene: You’re sipping oat milk latte at your favorite café when your ex-colleague from Corporate Hell™️ slides into your DMs: “OMG you’re so brave for quitting! How’s…

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My Closet Ate 3 Socks & I Declared War (Spoiler: My House Now Sparkles) ✨

Okay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found a mismatched sock colony under my bed. Not cute. 🙅♀️ That’s when I realized my “cozy chaos” aesthetic was actually just… chaos. But guess…

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