Okay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spent 17 minutes frantically searching for my car keys inside the fridge. (Spoiler: They were next to a sad avocado I’d forgotten to eat. 🥑🔑)…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. 🍷✨ Did you know single women in their 30s are statistically happier than their married counterparts? Yeah, I dropped that bomb at a dinner party last week, and let…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: It’s 2 AM, I’m hunched over my laptop with cold coffee ☕️, and I’ve just realized I’ve spent three hours editing a PowerPoint slide that no one…
Read moreLook, I’d rather scrub my bathroom tiles with a toothbrush than spend hours chopping kale. ⏳🚫 Yet here I am – a reformed cooking hater – preaching the gospel of meal prep. Why?…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last month, my mental state resembled a TikTok algorithm on crack. You know that feeling when your thoughts are like 47 open browser tabs, someone’s aggressively microwaving popcorn in the…
Read moreOkay real talk: When’s the last time you scrolled Instagram without feeling like you’re auditioning for your own life? 📱✨ Last week, I canceled three weekend plans in a row (sorry, book club…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 👊 The other day, I caught my 22-year-old gym buddy side-eyeing my workout routine. “You’re still lifting heavy at your age?” she asked, like I’d just admitted to…
Read more