Okay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I cried over spilt almond milk. Not because I’m dramatic (okay, maybe a little), but because my nervous system was basically a tangled iPhone charger. Sound…
Read moreLet’s start with a confession: I used to hate mornings. My alarm clock felt like a personal enemy, and my pre-coffee brain? A feral raccoon trapped in a dumpster fire of to-do lists….
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Last Tuesday at my local coffee shop, I witnessed a full-blown ✨clash of realities✨. At Table 3 – a woman practically performing Shakespearean monologues about her promotion/jilted…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else feels like 2023 is that one friend who keeps “forgetting” to Venmo you back? 💸 Between work deadlines, family drama, and that weird rash that definitely came from…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you ever have one of those days where your latte spills on your new linen shirt while you’re Instagramming it? 🙃 That’s me, 24/7. But here’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has spent 45 minutes trying to get that “natural” morning light selfie only to look like a sleep-deprived raccoon? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if you’ve ever canceled plans…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Who else feels like “productivity culture” has us all running on a hamster wheel made of to-do lists and oat milk lattes? 🐹☕ I used to be THAT girl…
Read morePicture this: me, curled up in my favorite oversized sweater, secretly dreading another Zoom meeting where I’ll have to perform enthusiasm like a circus seal. 🦭 Then it hit me – why are…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Three years ago, I was crying into a tub of discount ice cream while my credit card statements mocked me from the kitchen table. Today? I’m sipping matcha…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last week, my bestie slid into my DMs like, “How do you ALWAYS look like you’re vacationing on a billionaire’s yacht?!” 🤣 Meanwhile, my bank account’s…
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