Okay, let’s get real. The other day, I spilled matcha on my ~aesthetic~ bullet journal while frantically trying to meditate before a 7 AM Zoom call. As I stared at the green splatter…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The other day, I spilled matcha on my ~aesthetic~ bullet journal while frantically trying to meditate before a 7 AM Zoom call. As I stared at the green splatter…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last week at my local coffee shop, a woman stopped me mid-oat-milk-latte-sip to say, “You look so strong.” Not “You look thin,” not “Have you lost weight?” Strong. Let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s start with full transparency: I killed a cactus last month. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Meanwhile, my Instagram feed insists I should be acing sourdough baking, hosting immaculate…
Read moreSo there I was, sipping my oat milk latte at 7 AM, staring at an email asking me to “volunteer” for yet another unpaid project at work. My brain did that thing where…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Ever had one of those weeks where your skin throws a tantrum just because life decided to be… extra? 🙃 You know the drill: deadlines pile up, your yoga…
Read more☕️ Raise your hand if your morning routine involves snoozing alarms until your phone throws shade at you with “ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?” notifications. 🙋♀️ That was me three months ago – a…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else just found Cheerios in their designer handbag? 🙋♀️🐻❄️ [holds up cereal-encrusted Prada pouch] I’m typing this while my toddler “helps” reorganize my spice rack (paprika in the…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. I just booked a €3,000/night Santorini cave suite… for €178. mic drop 🎤 And no, I didn’t sell a kidney or become a sugar baby. Turns out, luxury…
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