Okay, real talk: I nearly cried in the squat rack last week. Not because the weights were heavy, but because my “perfect” fitness plan had turned me into a hangry raccoon with existential…
Read moreOkay, so I just had a full-circle makeup moment this morning. Picture this: me, half-awake, accidentally using highlighter as eyeshadow (donβt ask), and STILL getting complimented at the coffee shop. π₯΄ Thatβs when…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to panic-buy “youthful” crop tops at 3 AM while whispering “society can’t tell me what to do” π·π. Then I turned 35 and found myself side-eyeing sequined mini…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real π . Yesterday I caught my reflection in a coffee shop window and actually gasped. My skin looked like someone Photoshopped “lit from within” into reality. But here’s the…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real β I used to be that girl whoβd panic-buy fast fashion bodysuits at 2AM just to nail that βeffortlessβ Instagram look. Then one rainy Tuesday, I found three…
Read moreOkay ladies, letβs get real. Last weekend, my bestie texted me at 9 PM screaming, βI HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR FOR TOMORROWβS BRUNCHβ followed by 12 crying emojis. Been there? πβοΈ Weβve all…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time βοΈ. Last Tuesday I found myself ugly-crying into a $7 matcha latte because: a) my dating app notifications sounded like crickets chirping, b) my “self-care Sunday” face mask…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have a “notes app graveyard” full of to-do lists that never get done? πβοΈ Raise your hand if your idea of “organization” is frantically cleaning your…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real β who else has stood in a Zara fitting room staring at that unflattering mirror lighting like “who IS that sad potato?” π₯ Raise your iced matcha lattes…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else used to slam the snooze button like it owed them money? πβοΈ For years, my morning routine involved a toxic love triangle between me, my alarm clock, and…
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