Okay ladies, real talk time. [sips matcha latte dramatically] Have you ever had one of those weeks where your skincare routine consists solely of crying in the shower? 🙃 Last Tuesday, I accidentally…
Read moreOkay real talk: I used to think “productivity” meant surviving on 4 hours of sleep and mainlining cold brew while color-coding spreadsheets at 3 AM. ☕️📱 Then I accidentally left my laptop charger…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 💅 Remember that time I accidentally spent $200 on “self-care” candles that now smell like regret? 🙃 Or when I pretended my credit card was “just…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Who here has ever ugly-cried at an airport? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while remembering that time my flight got canceled and I slept on a bench using my fanny…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Have you ever stared at your Sephora cart total and felt your soul leave your body? 🙃 Same, girl. Same. But here’s the tea—I’ve been doing this beauty thing for…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I tried to microwave my phone charger. 🍷✨ Not my finest hour, but hey—when your brain’s fried from Zoom marathons and pretending to enjoy kale…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re microwaving leftover pasta in the office kitchen at 8 PM – again – and suddenly wonder why Jessica from accounting got promoted despite leaving at 5:15 sharp?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👋 The other day at Whole Foods, I literally tripped over a toddler screaming for organic gummy bears while my husband stood frozen like a confused meerkat. That’s when…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I was sipping an oat milk latte with my girl Jess when she dropped this bomb: “I matched with this guy who ghosted me after I texted…
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