Okay, real talk: who else here has cried in a bathroom stall during a work crisis? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Let’s rewind to 2020 – the year I simultaneously lost my…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I had a full existential crisis in the Starbucks drive-thru. There I was, about to order my fifth oat milk vanilla latte this week, when it…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else has spent 37 minutes trying to photograph avocado toast only to realize it now looks like a soggy science experiment? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched…
Read morePicture this: me, 3 AM, surrounded by half-empty coffee mugs ✨, highlighting a “Productivity Bible” with my last functional brain cell. That’s when my laptop literally cried (condensation under the keyboard, but poetic,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my therapist first suggested “curating joy,” I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my prefrontal cortex. ✨ Another self-care trend? But here’s the plot twist – I accidentally…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally spent $78 on “self-care” candles that now smell like regret and vanilla capitalism. 🕯️ Sound familiar? That’s when I realized: my money deserves better…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – the phrase “time-blocking” used to make my inner artist want to throw paint at a spreadsheet. 🎨📊 I mean, how dare anyone suggest we cage our glorious creative…
Read moreOkay ladies, confession time: Last Friday night, I showed up to a candlelit table for two… alone. No, it wasn’t a sad tuna-melt-in-pajamas situation. I wore the red dress collecting dust in my…
Read morePicture this: me, standing in the cereal aisle with a carton of oat milk slipping from my sweaty palm, while my 4-year-old stages a Grammy-worthy performance over gasp the wrong color of sippy…
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