Ugh, my cramps are trying to ruin my weekend plans again… 🌪️💥 Raise your hand if your uterus has ever gaslit you into thinking you’re totally fine right before unleashing its wrath? 🙋♀️…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, sitting in my car eating cold fries from a crumpled takeout bag while crying to a podcast about adulting. Not my finest moment. 😅 That’s when it…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried over soggy meal prep lettuce? 🙋♀️ Just me? Cool, cool. Let me paint you a picture: two years ago, my fridge looked like a Pinterest board…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Picture this: me, 6 AM, choking on protein powder while some dude at the gym yells “LIFT HEAVIER OR GO HOME!” 🏋️♂️❌ Spoiler alert: I went home. For…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time your workout routine asked you how you felt instead of just how much you lifted? 🧐 Let me paint you a picture: There I was,…
Read moreOkay besties, grab your coffee (or wine, no judgment here 👀) because we’re about to dive DEEP into the makeup rabbit hole. Remember that time I accidentally gave myself reverse raccoon eyes with…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you looked at a trendy jumpsuit and thought “YAAAS, that’s SO 37-year-old-me!”? 🙃 Exactly. Society loves shoving us into “age-appropriate” boxes like we’re expired milk,…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to be that girl who’d panic-buy fast fashion “outfits of the day” only to find them disintegrating after three washes. 🙈 Then came The Great Closet Purge of…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I did a deeply traumatic thing: I Marie Kondo’d my closet. 🧥✨ As I sat surrounded by sequined crop tops I wore exactly once (RIP, 2016 festival…
Read more