Okay girls, let’s get real. 💁♀️ Last week, I found a Zara dress from 2018 hiding in my closet… and it had ACTUAL MOLD growing on it. 🍄 Not the “vintage aesthetic” I…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think “budget fashion” meant wearing last season’s Zara sale rack with the enthusiasm of a wilted salad. 🥗 Then I accidentally became That Girl who gets stopped…
Read moreOkay babes, let me paint you a picture. There I was last Tuesday – yoga pants crusted with cat hair, mainlining my fourth oat milk latte, when my therapist casually asked: “What are…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Two years ago, my life looked like a TikTok “get ready with me” video gone wrong. Picture this: I’m sprinting out the door with mismatched socks, chugging cold…
Read moreOkay real talk – who else spent their teens practicing “power poses” in bathroom mirrors? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while cringing at the memory of 15-year-old me trying to manifest Beyoncé-level charisma before math…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you sat still for 10 minutes without reaching for your phone, mentally drafting your grocery list, or replaying that awkward thing you said in 2017?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has stared longingly at Charlotte Tilbury’s counter while clutching their sad girl budget? 🙋♀️ Last Tuesday, I accidentally used toddler fingerpaints as blush (don’t ask),…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has cried over a planner? 🙋♀️ Last month, I had a full-on meltdown because my 7 AM yoga class clashed with my dog’s grooming appointment, which overlapped with…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. When I first heard “total wellness,” I rolled my eyes harder than when my yoga instructor said “just breathe through the existential dread.” 🧘♀️💀 But after burning out…
Read more