Okay, let’s get real 💅 – did anyone else panic when “clean girl aesthetic” got replaced by “glazed donut skin” overnight? Sips matcha latte dramatically I nearly dropped my jade roller when I…
Read moreConfession time: I used to think “self-care” meant buying expensive candles and calling it a day. Then Mittens (my sassy tabby) started judging my life choices. 🐾 Turns out, the queen of napping…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have a color-coded planner collecting dust on your shelf? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically Guilty as charged. For years, I chased the mythical “perfect schedule” like it…
Read moreOkay, so I just discovered the secret weapon to adulting like a pro—and no, it’s not another overpriced green juice or those 5 AM yoga tutorials that make me want to yeet my…
Read moreEver had a male colleague explain your own job to you? 🙃 Let me tell you about the time I sat through a 20-minute lecture about “basic marketing funnels” from someone who’d just…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. You know that moment at 3 AM when you’re elbow-deep in diaper chaos, your partner’s snoring through the baby monitor’s symphony, and you suddenly think: “Did we just sign…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 💬 Last week, I texted my partner “We need to talk” after he forgot (again) to take out the recycling. Cue the 48-hour Cold War of passive-aggressive dishwashing and…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s spill the tea ☕️💥. You know that moment when you’re halfway through a mediocre date, mentally calculating how fast you can Uber home to your sweatpants? Yeah, I’ve been there—way…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Me, a $4 coconut drink in hand, toes buried in Bali sand, when cha-ching – a PayPal notification pops up. My Etsy sticker shop just made $287…
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