You know that moment when you’re simultaneously rage-scrolling through 37 tabs while stress-eating granola straight from the bag? Yeah, me neither. cough Let’s just say my nervous system recently filed for divorce from…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 🙌🏼 Remember when I spent three months eating grilled chicken salads for lunch, chugging celery juice like it was my job, and still felt like a…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real. Remember when I tried that “no days off” bro-style gym plan last January? 💀 Two weeks in, I was binge-eating peanut butter straight from the jar at 3…
Read moreOkay, real talk 👇: Who else has cried in a SoulCycle bathroom because your leggings felt tighter than yesterday? 🙋♀️ raises hand For years, I treated my body like a Tamagotchi – constantly…
Read morePicture this: It’s 4:37AM, I’m half-asleep holding what I thought was my coffee tumbler… turns out it was liquid blush. 🌅 The real kicker? This accidental face stain lasted longer than my last…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who decided style has an expiration date? 🧐 Last week, my grandma strutted into family dinner wearing a vintage leather jacket with combat boots – at 80! – and suddenly…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🌞 Remember when we all thought slathering 12 serums on our face before bed was the ✨ultimate self-care✨? Cue me crying into my empty wallet while…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🌿 Last weekend, I tried to clean out my closet and ended up having a full-on existential crisis. There I was, knee-deep in fast fashion impulse buys from…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I showed up to a bougie rooftop brunch in what was essentially a glorified nap outfit: billowy linen pants, a cropped cashmere sweater, and gasp sneakers. My…
Read moreOkay girl, let’s get real. Last winter I became that person – you know, the one who eats cold pizza for breakfast while watching ASMR vacuum cleaning videos? 🍕 My “personal growth” consisted…
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