So I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I almost spit out my oat milk latte when my friend said “you’d be rich if you stopped buying coffee” last week. 🙃 First of all, Karen, this is a…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else refreshed their bank app 17 times today hoping for a money miracle? 🙋♀️ I used to lie awake calculating how many avocado toasts I’d need to sacrifice…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has accidentally worn pajama pants to a Zoom meeting? 🙈 Raise your hand if you’ve ever shuffled from bed to desk with a coffee mug…
Read moreOkay ladies, let me paint you a picture. 🎨 There I was last Tuesday, sipping an oat milk latte that cost more than my first paycheck (hello inflation 👋), when two women at…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s childhood bedroom look like a storage unit for emotional baggage and half-finished craft projects? 🙋♀️ Mine was a masterpiece of chaos – stuffed animals judging me from…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually wants to sleep in a hostel bunk bed listening to someone’s questionable snoring symphony after spending 12 hours hauling a 40L backpack? 🙅♀️ Been there, hated…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene: I’m sitting in a café in Lisbon, sipping a galão that’s 80% foam, when I overhear two women debating whether solo travel is “worth the risk.” One says,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else’s uterus just throw a full-on temper tantrum this month? 🎭 Mine basically staged a Shakespearean tragedy – complete with bloating, cramps that felt like tiny dragons breathing…
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