Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 👋 Raise your hand if your morning routine involves frantically searching for car keys while simultaneously burning toast and yelling at Siri to remind you about…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk latte on my white blouse 5 minutes before a Zoom meeting, couldn’t find my AirPods case for 45 minutes (it was in…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – between juggling work, dating disasters, and my plant’s dramatic death-by-overwatering saga, “wellness” used to sound like a luxury only Instagram influencers could afford. Then I discovered something shocking:…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk over oat milk lattes ☕️ – remember that time I ugly-cried in the office bathroom after getting passed over for a promotion that went to Brad-from-marketing? (Spoiler: Brad’s big…
Read moreLet’s get real, babe. Five years ago, I stood at a Brooklyn rooftop wedding clutching champagne 🥂, convinced marriage meant daily rom-com moments. Fast forward to today: my “date night” involves negotiating whose…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. Last year, I killed a cactus. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Yet somehow, my fiddle-leaf fig (named Chad, don’t ask) is thriving…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Did I really just agree to a date with a guy who listed “pineapple on pizza” as his personality trait? 🍕🤔 Welcome to 2023 dating, where ghosting is an…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I accidentally became a “financial pick-me girl” 🥤. Picture this: My boyfriend of 3 years casually said, “Don’t worry about the stock market, babe – it’s…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last year, I was that girl scrolling through Instagram at 2 AM, drowning in envy over someone’s “cozy candle-making biz” while eating microwave popcorn in my ratty pajamas….
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